A man fell into a pit and could not get himself out.
An Objective person came along and said "It’s logical that
someone would have fallen down into that pit"
A Christian Scientist came along and said "You only think
you’re in the pit"
A Pharisee said "only bad people fall into the pit"
A Newspaper Reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit
A Fundamentalist said "You deserve your pit"
Confucius said "If you had listened to me you would
not be in that pit"
Buddha said "The pit is only a state of mind"
A Realist said "that’s a pit"
A Scientist calculated the pressure necessary to get him out of
the pit
A Geologist told him to appreciate the rock strata in the pit
A Tax man asked him if he was paying taxes on the pit
An inspector asked him if he had a permit to dig the pit
An Evasive person came along and avoided the subject of the pit
altogether
A Self pitying person said "You haven’t seen anything until
you have seen my pit"
A Charismatic said "just confess that you are not in the
pit"
An Optimist said "It could be worse"
A Pessimist said "Things will get worse"
Jesus walking along seeing the man in the pit simply knelt down,
extended his hand and pulled him out of the pit!
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Thank you for reading my blog of thoughts, encouragement and instructions the Lord speaks about to me. It is simply my therapy to write down these things as I walk my journey out with Him. I would love to hear back from you. Each new day is a blessing! Dorothy